Pre Marketing Hype Example Gone Wild!
If you don’t have anything nice new to say, don’t say anything at all.
This ‘exhaustive’ Q&A about SWTOR is just exhausting to read.
To save you the clicky, I’ll paraphrase the key points for you. After the break.
I ‘exhaustively’ combed through the 4 page interview and took out the newest, and greatest features being discussed about Bioware’s epic MMO – SWTOR. Here’s the juicy goodness!
“We’re not talking about that now”
“I don’t think we are speaking in detail about it”
“There’s a whole lot of MMO stuff going on”
“I’m not sure how much detail we can go into”
“We aren’t talking about space combat yet”
“As of right now we’ve only talked about humans, and that’s pretty much what we’re talking about”
“To be revealed at a later date”
“That’s also something we’re not talking about yet”
“We can’t be specific about any of that stuff”
“I can’t definitively answer that question”
“I’m not sure that we’re getting into comparatives here”
“I don’t think we have details that we’re willing to share”
“I actually cannot answer that”
I don’t know that there’s a ton of detail that I can be brilliant about”
“We have mentioned them, yeah, but we haven’t given a lot of details”
“Thanks, dude. I’m so full of PR. It’s awesome”
Even Paul Barnett makes more sense than those two guys.